Mellifluous MEL
Posted April 30, 2006, 8:10 AM ET

Mel Kiper, Jr. is a genius because HYPE pays and promotes him to be their "NFL Draft Expert".

Another year of the NFL Draft, and another year of being totally clueless. Kiper's picks are so weak, that he makes your local weatherman look accurate.

Last year when I started my blog, "PackSmack", I kept an accuracy chart on Kiper's first round selections. He correctly picked 8 of the 32 first round draft picks for a whopping 25% accuracy rate. Kiper picked only one selection right after the Top 10 picks.

How did he do in 2006?...Check it out for yourself.

Team Selection Kiper's Pick Result
Houston Mario Williams Reggie Bush wrong
New Orleans Reggie Bush Mario Williams wrong
Tennessee Vince Young Vince Young *
NY Jets D. Ferguson D. Ferguson *
Green Bay A.J. Hawk A.J. Hawk *
San Francisco Vernon Davis Vernon Davis *
Oakland Michael Huff Ernie Simms wrong
Buffalo Donte Whitner Broderick Bunkley wrong
Detroit Ernie Simms Michael Huff wrong
Arizona Matt Leinart Matt Leinart *
Denver Jay Cutler Santonio Holmes wrong
Baltimore Haloti Ngata Haloti Ngata *
Cleveland Kameron Wimbley Kameron Wimbley *
Philadelphia Broderick Bunkley Chad Greenway wrong
St Louis Tye Hill Jay Cutler wrong
Miami Jason Allen Antonio Cromartie wrong
Minnesota Chad Greenway Jason Allen wrong
Dallas Bobby Carpenter Manny Lawson wrong
San Diego Antonio Cromartie Winston Justice wrong
Kansas City Tamba Hall Johnathan Joseph wrong
New England Laurence Maroney DeAngelo Williams wrong
San Francisco Manny Lawson Tye Hill wrong
Tampa Bay Davin Joseph Marcus McNeill wrong
Cincinnati Johnathan Joseph Donta Whitner wrong
Pittsburgh (trade) Santonio Holmes LenDale White wrong
Buffalo (trade) John McCargo --------------   
Carolina DeAngelo Williams Marcedes Lewis wrong
Jacksonville Marcedes Lewis Nick Mangold wrong
NY Jets Nick Mangold Bobby Carpenter wrong
Indianapolis Joseph Addai Laurence Maroney wrong
Seattle Kelly Jennings Jimmy Williams wrong
NY Giants (trade) Mathias Kiwanuka S. Moss wrong

According to my records, it looks like Mel fell one selection short of matching his total of 8 from last year. But who cares about accuracy? It's all about the hype and the hair. I just hope Mel doesn't get nervous that there might be a new sheriff in town with the addition of the NFL Network.Their "expert", Mike Mayock, was right on 8 picks.

I wonder who Mel has on his board for the 2007 draft?

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